1. irelandseyeonmyth:

    Oooooh yesh.

    My standard pick up line

     
  2. treflerose:

    Lagertha from Vikings  

    © Jérémie Fleury

    Website / Facebook Twitter 

    (via vikinks)

     

  3. pleasantly-ginger-and-plump:

    dimplestiltskinxx-fallen-angel:

    humourous-fallen-angel:

    lifeisaponderland:

    princehamlette:

    caffiend13:

    andythanfiction:

    It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  

    This is unacceptable.

    It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  

    And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.

    I was hoping it wasn’t this.

    I PRESSED PLAY AND MY BODY JUST STARTED DOING THE DANCE FROM SHEER MUSCLE MEMORY

    I PLAYED 4 SECONDS OF THIS AND MY LITTLE SISTER STOPPED WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND STARTED DANCING, AS DID MY MOTHER THIS IS SOME VOODOO SHIT

    FUCK. I was taught how to dance to this in fucking 6th grade. STAHP.

    I danced to this whole thing

    YES.

    (via elfgoodness)

     
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  5. electricalice:

    there’s no greater love than the one between a man and his boat

    (via vikinks)

     
  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMn7jrU3bFw&list=PLHAe5ZSVQj0ZmCpMo3oITdeODEtpboT6L
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMn7jrU3bFw&list=PLHAe5ZSVQj0ZmCpMo3oITdeODEtpboT6L
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMn7jrU3bFw&list=PLHAe5ZSVQj0ZmCpMo3oITdeODEtpboT6L
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMn7jrU3bFw&list=PLHAe5ZSVQj0ZmCpMo3oITdeODEtpboT6L

    thislilsubtx:

    denst:

    Video → (X) 

    Amazing!👄

    (via nikkidrill)

     

  7. Customer Service Problem #34

    Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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    (Source: ijustneedthemoney, via wer-nicht-kaempft)

     

  8. ohitsjustkim:

    esm398:

    jakebumlick:

    pika-brew:

    pika-brew:

    My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
    But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

    The guy said sure.

    So we decided to leave a nice little note
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    and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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    oMGGGG

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    pizza cares

    Pizza understands

    pizza spelt its own name wrong

    (via rainbowsandmachetes)

     
  9. monmothra:

    the perfect tweet

    (Source: matt-t, via jplovecraft)

     

  10. floozys:

    parental figure: “sit like a lady”

    me:

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    (via heavvymetalqueen)